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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their

honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.

The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and

thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to

trot". The second man married a telephone operator. Dave showed them

to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one.

Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top

button...Va-voom.". The third man married a school teacher. Dave

showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's

pretty but teachers are just too frigid". The next morning, Dave

reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the

teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two

would call much later in the day. At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It

was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The nurse's husband

opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas

were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. Dave asked, "What

happened sir? You married a nurse. The man sourly replies, "Son,

don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was her nagging

voice saying, " You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary." At 6:30

a.m., the phone rang again. The telephone operator's husband called

for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast as possible hoping for the

best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The

man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed. Dave

asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as

sexy as their voices." The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry

a telephone operator. All I heard last night was her a nasal voice

saying, "You're three minutes are up, your three minutes are up."

Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband

would be calling any minute. Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's

husband called for breakfast. Dave can't believe it but quickly took

the breakfast to the couples room. The man opened the door and Dave

took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only his boxers, his

hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and

legs. Joe fearing the worst, asked " What happened to you? Did you

have a fight?" The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when

you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night

was her sexy smooth voice saying "We are going to do this over and

over, until we get get it right." 閳?br>A dirty joke 閳?

I have to marry a school teacher now

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Now I have to marry a school teacher and have an affair with a female housekeeper Report It

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Just goes to show you shouldn't believe stereotypes.

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lol--that was cute.

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Aw yes that is a funny joke as well as a good advise

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That's funny!! But who is Joe? I thought the dude's name was Dave?

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Cute. Thanks!

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lol

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Just make sure you never get this right,so the lesson will keep going on and on........

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I don't believe a word of it... I think Dave is really exaggerating lol

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luckily I'm a perfectionist!

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lol

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LOL. I've read this before, but it is funny. Repetition does make you learn! LOL.

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It reminds me of my honey moon. good.

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